The Funny Side of a Language !!

How funny is English !!

Such a crazy language in which there is neither pine nor apple in pineapple, Guinea pig is neither a pig nor it is from guinea,  "Wise man" and "Wise guy" are just opposites. Sometimes I think that all the English speakers should be sent to an asylum for the verbally insane.

The other day when I was peeping through a magazine I came across a paragraph which made me laugh my teeth out that I couldn't resist myself sharing it in this space.

You think you are good in English ??

Then try to get the meaning of this paragraph.

So here goes-

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic

protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement

of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact

size of which was unspecified.

One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe

damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure;

subsequently, the second member of the team performed

self-rotational translation, orientated in the same direction taken by the

first team member.

Look for the answer below. (First test yourself !! ) 

Were you able to figure it out.. ? I didn't .. ;)

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In short and in simple language. The meaning is..

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after!

What so ever life looks, we can still make it simple .. 

Learning language is the happiest thing ever. 

Moving On !!

It is very common that we understand the lyrics when we are sad, and we enjoy the same when we are happy. From the last few weeks, I have been listening to the songs that made me feel more soothing.

"I miss you" !! How often we use this ??

This sentence is the most valuable of all I know.

To miss someone is something that we can't explain; and being a painful consequence of love, it may even be harder to describe than love itself...

To miss someone is the symptom that we need them with us 24*7, It is a wish to repeat certain moments, to relive the situations that uplifted our souls. 

Have you ever read lyrics of your favorite song only to realize that what it sounded like they said was far more interesting than what they actually said ? At any rate, I am the type of music lover who is more interested in the story behind the music. Whenever I like a song, I usually grab the lyric sheet of it. 

Words

Smile, an everlasting smile

A smile can bring you near to me

Don't ever let me find you gone

Cause that would bring a tear to me

This world has lost it's glory

Lets start a brand new story

Now my love

You think that I don't even mean

A single word I say...

And words are all I have

To take your heart away

Talk, in everlasting words

And dedicate them all, to me

And I will give you all my life

I'm here if you should call to me

You think that I don't even mean

A single word I say..

This world has lost it's glory

Lets start a start a brand new story

Now, my love

You think that I don't even mean

A single word I say.. 

What Hurts the most...

I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
That don’t bother me
I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out
I’m not afraid to cry every once in a while
Even though going on with you gone still upsets me
There are days every now and again I pretend I’m OK
But that’s not what gets me

What hurts the most
Was being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was tryin’ to do

It’s hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go
But I’m doin’ It
It’s hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I’m alone
Still Harder
Getting up, getting dressed, livin’ with this regret
But I know if I could do it over
I would trade give away all the words that I saved in my heart
That I left unspoken

What hurts the most
Is being so close
And having so much to say (much to say)
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was trying to do, oh.

What hurts the most
Was being so close
And having so much to say (to say)
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was trying to do

Not seeing that loving you
That’s what I was trying to do

These two songs are spinning round my ears since many days and I finally decided to save them here for the life time use...